{"product_id":"merry-christmas-tinsel-tits","title":"Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlantable seed paper confetti (grows Swan River Daisies)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNovelty fortune\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Deck the halls not your family\" Christmas conversation insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-finished with gems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIllustrated by Tamsin Ainslie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBespoke colourful envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on 100% PEFC-Certified paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with heart and hand in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e140mm x 140mm when folded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eChristmas cards are usually all snowflakes and reindeer. This one's got watercolour boobs wearing festive nipple tassels. Because why should Christmas be boring?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eThis funny Christmas card celebrates boobs in all their magnificent glory, in all shapes and sizes, decked out for the holidays with tinsel, holly, stars, and a healthy dose of humour. It's for the friend who makes Christmas actually fun. Who gets your jokes. Who knows that the best part of the holidays is the people, not the perfect Instagram tablescape.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eIllustrated by Tamsin Ainslie with gorgeous watercolour detail and hand-finished with sparkly gems by actual humans (not robots), because your favourite person deserves a bit of sparkle.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eThe plantable seed paper confetti grows into Swan River Daisies, there's a cheeky novelty fortune, and the \"Deck the halls not your family\" Christmas conversation insert will get everyone laughing around the table.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eFor the friend who's absolutely the tits, even at Christmas.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFunny Christmas cards, best friend Christmas cards, cheeky holiday cards, empowering cards for women, or anyone who makes the holidays better just by being themselves.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Papernest","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51307292754202,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0258\/5804\/8054\/files\/funny-christmas-card-merry-christmas-tinsel-tits-watercolour-boobs-hand-finished-gems-australian-made.webp?v=1769471765","url":"https:\/\/oliveonline.com.au\/products\/merry-christmas-tinsel-tits","provider":"Olive Interiors \u0026 Fashion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}